The Unusual Times

May 18th, 2013 - 02:59 pm

By Julie	The Pillsbury Doughboy is Evil
The story that started it all! Can't believe it's been 6 years since I wrote it.	Well, its the stupid hand that pokes the Doughboys fault! "He was always such a joker!" says Doughboy's agent John Dough a couple days before the Doughboy and several other went on an all-night rampage. "He was threatening to take over the world constantly! We never thought he would go berserk!" stated his hairdresser Donalda Manchester who has been placed in the Witness Protection Program. ...Full Story
By Armand	Spongebob Squarepants Found Dead On Beach
fgsdfgfds	On Tuesday Morning, the high-pitched giggling obnoxious sea creature Spongebob Squarepants was found dead on a Bahamas Island beach due to extreme dehydration! "He was dry as a desert." reports one Bikini Bottom officer. It has remained a mystery how the odd sponge happened to go off the island. "I miss my friend WHAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAHHHHH!" Cries Spongebob's best friend Patrick Star. ...Full Story
News Article #1	Insane News from Around the World
After a long absence... (I had tp go to college) The Unusual Times will soon re-appear...	blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... ...Full Story